Thursday, May 14, 2009

Animal House

Meshky, Phantom, Oso, Muffin, Mateo, Keeshmeesh, Lemu, Barfie, Coda, Rocky, Oscar. What's going to happen to all these pets when everyone is vacationing away in the Dominican Republic?? Maybe we should reserve some rooms in a pet hotel just for our animals. They know howto party just as well as we do, so I'm sure they would all either kill each other or get kicked out in a matter of hours.

Another option would be to bring our pets with us. I heard about a new pet airline on NPR this morning. You can listen to the segment here:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=10403814. The seats have been designed to serve as pet carriers, so pets can fly in style in the plane, rather than in the cargo. Dogs are walked before the flight, and each pet has its own 'pet' attendant during the trip to feed it and make sure it's comfortable. Hilarious!

It's a good thing that Keeshmeesh is not spoiled, or she would expect such royal treatment from us. Her toys consist of balled up wads of paper, Ginger Ale boxes, and milk caps. We will just leave several bowls of water and food for her and hope that she doesn't die of heat exhaustion while we are away...

Let me know what you are doing with your little monster. Maybe we can get a package deal with Keesh? She is very sweet and loves to give massages!

8 comments:

  1. Don't forget Moones. what's gonna come of her? Who's gonna take care of her? With the Yegs out of town?

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  2. the thing about pet hotels is that they're pretty expensive like $100 and up a night for good ones and like $50 a night for bad ones. i however do have 3 freenights at "best friends" pet hotel and me and my mom checked out the place and it was really sad and depressing and a little gross :-/ but that was only one location. if anyone wants that i'll be happy to give it to you the thing is that it expires at the end of the year so i dont know if the'll except it in january.
    but if someone wants them anyways just tell me.

    -Tiba

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  3. Ava Joon
    It seems you have left out some pets. Please try to find some reservations for Shaytoon, Coco, Chanel, Junior, Wiggles, Snowball, and Emmy. Thanks!
    Love, Your Mom

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  4. Eva, qodah margam bedeh! Negar joon, Moones died a long time ago. Let's hope Mammad doesn't read this blog, or else he'll be heartbroken. No pet hotel for Moones; her spirit will be flying with us in the Dominican Republic!

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  5. Excuse me but Moones may be dead but everyone is forgetting about Moones Jr. AKA "No Name." Luckily, Mamal doesn't care much for him so he'll be by himself while everyone's gone. If you guys want, "No Name" can entertain Keesh and Muffy...or even feed them! Shhh :)

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  6. I'm sorry I should have been more clear. I was talking about N-squared, "No Name", AKA Moones Jr. Why don't we bring him to the wedding & have the bride & groom set him free as a symbol of love & liberty. He may enjoy DR more than NOVA.

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  7. awww! barfie and shaytoon made the list! how sweet. ps. ava, you are freakin hilarious! cant wait to see you all soon!!!

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